the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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