Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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