Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
actually, I'm a sock model
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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