I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
