break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I believe in your delicious
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
