If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
