I'd wear matching sweaters with you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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