what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So many bounce houses so little time
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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