yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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