It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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