At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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