You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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