This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
