that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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