Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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