Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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