this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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