Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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