Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
this will be a night to untag.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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