its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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