was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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