He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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