On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
