I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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