so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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