...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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