oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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