you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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