im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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