i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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