are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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