That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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