well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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