Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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