My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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