Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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