Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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