I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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