I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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