so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
should my penis look like a turkey
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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