That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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