So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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