What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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