so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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