It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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