Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I had to cum in my sink.
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