She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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