oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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