Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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