Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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