shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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