We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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