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(909): View more from California

why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Church boner. Awkwardddd

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(315): View more from New York

so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese

(315): View more from New York

here comes the puke

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(530): View more from California

The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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(979): View more from Texas

It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.

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(951): View more from California

She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.

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(425): View more from Washington

can jess come too?

(901): View more from Tennessee

sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.

(425): View more from Washington

she comes with her own booze, no worries.

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