Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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